I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Randomize
