there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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