Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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