Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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