Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
sex in a hospital.. check
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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