do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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