me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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