i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize
