She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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