Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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