I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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