And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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