talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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