i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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