And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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