The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Let's paint friendship bongs
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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