areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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