My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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