My first STD was from a foam party
Sponge bath it is.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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