i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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