another moral hangover. fuck.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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