I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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