Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We had sex on a dog bed..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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