Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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