I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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