the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize