How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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