Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
