Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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