Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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