i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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