office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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