Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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