I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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