Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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