why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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