every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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