don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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