So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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