Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
