youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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