Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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