I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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