I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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