He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Don't EVER smell your tampon
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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