My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
