you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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