today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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