im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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