You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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