Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's shark week go big or go home
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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