I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
